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I started this blog with the intention of displaying some slam poetry. An inspiration given to me by a dear friend, Manders, and his brilliant musings, I took to writing down my thoughts in a poetic and lyrical way. This is what happened...

Along the way I started to realize this would be a good channel to share what was currently going on in my world with whoever is interested. Seeing as my job of late will be taking me on some exciting journeys around the globe, I decided to document them, among my other interests, virtually.

... Thus far, I realize this blog functions as pretty much only my outlet for slams. Maybe there will be more to come... for now... I continue slamming.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Escape from Flatulence

It's 2pm, and I need a release
Wednesday afternoon, soon I hope this week to cease
I creep in the bathroom, check to see if anyone is there
I get the all clear, sit down, and out comes the loud gust of air
I've been waiting so long
But letting it out in my office would have been so wrong
I'm a little lighter now
I no longer feel of a cow
But as thoughts of my desk rest back in my mind
My stomach, again, is back in a bind
I sit for a minute and hear someone walk in the door
I should leave now, I know, to maintain some rapport
As I get up to go I can't control what's to come
A little noise sneaks from my bum
I can feel the cheeks get red and hot
Damnit, Laura, you just got caught.
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