The nights, we can't remember so many flings
But together, we reminisce on our couch
And Wetzles walks in, around her waist is her pouch
That fanny pack, it carries more than her chap stick
But the faint memories, of the last night's dick
We laugh so hard it hurts
But Katie got so drunk last night, she's got the squirts
She runs so fast, crouched over, up to the bathroom.
The next time I see her, she's laying in fetal position, like she's in the womb
And Kara's here too, laid out in the hall
I can barely get to the bathroom , I'm pressed up to the wall
It's almost three P.M., so I think she's dead
I put on her socks and place a pillow under her head
I look back on the night before and back toward my room I walk
What was that guy's name and how big was his cock?
But that doesn't matter now, all that matters is us.
The memories we have now, we can forever discuss.
I love you joyful girls for the joy it brought.
You will absolutely, never be forgot.

2 comments:
I love this one!
-Corteg
Your verbal prowess is growing like a fetus on steroids. snap to the fingers
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