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Within a fortnight we reunite old friend
And as night begins to ascend
The idiocy we shall attend
However, the fun shall not suspend

I cannot wait to see my good pal
You have always been such a good gal
Maybe I'll take you to my favorite locale
Yes, yes I think I shall

I count down the days until I can see you, dear chum!
I cannot wait to see what you've become
I know that you get with quite a few scum
Just make sure you wrap it up when they cum!

I only joke with you my wonderful comrade
Perhaps when I sweep into town we'll pick up a lad
You know when we're together we're always so bad
We'll go ahead and bring them back to YOUR pad!

Well the clock is ticking on when I hug you again buddy
We don't have to worry about business or nurse study
And the diva will take care so no one is bloody
But we should watch out so that we don't get muddy!

I can't wait to hit prospect once again crazy mate
For the duration all I can do is patiently wait
To party all night in our lovely estate
The times with you are nothing but GREAT!

Heaven and Hell

I think I took a look in Heaven,
..........when I stepped into your door.
When I left it only left me wanting more.
Now I'm back in purgatory feeling oh so bland.
The thoughts residing in my head,
..........are nothing that I planned.

I want to be back in the clouds again,
..........instead of sitting here in Hell.
But reality is, I'm in a fucking lonely, old hotel.
What does it take to repent me of my sin?
The journey from Hell and back,
..........is a journey deep within.

I think I took a look in Heaven,
..........when I stepped into your door.
When I left it only left me wanting more.
Now I'm back in purgatory feeling oh so bland.
The thoughts residing in my head,
..........are nothing I understand.

I'm face to face with the Devil now.
When I look him in the eyes,
..........I make a solemn vow.
I'm crawling back to Heaven,
..........with every fiber of my soul.
If I don't make it back,
..........then my heart will never be whole.

I took a look in Heaven,
..........when I stepped into your door.
When I left it only left me wanting more.
Now I'm back in purgatory feeling oh so bland.
The thoughts residing in my head,
..........are nothing that I demand.

I may never make it back to Heaven,
..........and this just might be true
And in my final moments,
..........I will bid my heart adieu
You took away the pain and even the sorrow.
If I made it to Heaven,
..........I'd hope to see you there tomorrow.

I know it wasn't Heaven,
..........but you're the closest thing on Earth.
To get from Hell and back,
..........I'd give anything it's worth.
I know I took a look in Heaven,
..........when I stepped into your door.
But I also stared down Hell's gate,
..........because I haven't felt this way before.

BORLA

B is for the bewilderment you bring when blackness beckons the brain
O is for the oratory that you ornately officiate on the occasion
A is for all altercations and any alleyways and aqueous adventures you assail

B is for the banter you bestow when beyond biologically bibulous with booze
O is for the obligatory obfuscation on obscure occasions
L is for laying limp as a leaf on the lawn after laborious locomotion
I is for idiotic inebriation including illogical illusions and illustrative images

B is for the bravery and brawn you boldly blazon for a benefactor
O is for obligingly offering your ornamental obstruction often
R is for remembering regrettable realities remaining in reverie of robotic relations.