BORLA

B is for the bewilderment you bring when blackness beckons the brain
O is for the oratory that you ornately officiate on the occasion
A is for all altercations and any alleyways and aqueous adventures you assail

B is for the banter you bestow when beyond biologically bibulous with booze
O is for the obligatory obfuscation on obscure occasions
L is for laying limp as a leaf on the lawn after laborious locomotion
I is for idiotic inebriation including illogical illusions and illustrative images

B is for the bravery and brawn you boldly blazon for a benefactor
O is for obligingly offering your ornamental obstruction often
R is for remembering regrettable realities remaining in reverie of robotic relations.