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I started this blog with the intention of displaying some slam poetry. An inspiration given to me by a dear friend, Manders, and his brilliant musings, I took to writing down my thoughts in a poetic and lyrical way. This is what happened...

Along the way I started to realize this would be a good channel to share what was currently going on in my world with whoever is interested. Seeing as my job of late will be taking me on some exciting journeys around the globe, I decided to document them, among my other interests, virtually.

... Thus far, I realize this blog functions as pretty much only my outlet for slams. Maybe there will be more to come... for now... I continue slamming.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

My name is Linda Lee















My name is Linda Lee
My eyes are barely open, I can barely see.

Some people call me Cunty Eyes.
Which to me is a huge surprise.

See, the reason behind it goes something like this...
When you hear it too, you'll know it's amiss

I am Asian you know
But I'm still a ho

The perception from many is that my pussy is tight
But when a guy gets on down there, I give him a fright

I'm so loose you can clap inside me when you give me the teaser
It doesn't get any better, don't try the pleaser

For I've hooked up with many
I don't judge, give me any

I'm not racist at all
He can be big, he can be small

He can even be deaf, I don't need him to hear me
When I'm about to cum, I scream like a banshee

Now on to the fun stuff
I'm not a wimp, do me rough!

The scissor's my favorite position
But into doggy style, it's an easy transition

Do not try to date me, you won't have much luck
But meet me in bed and you'll get a good fuck.

I'm sorry to say but there isn't much more
I really am just a cheap dirty whore.

3 comments:

Mdoe said...

you're a lyrical genius!

Mdoe said...

I should have had you put up the nipple picture

Laura said...

haha i know. i thought about it.